Hey world and other members of the Galaxy. This is Omegasunslight by C. Chambers II also known as @3rdlaneliving on twitter. Today starts my ranting "Lawd, May thou please smacketh" series.
The fist on the scoop is Chad Ochocinco. He recently was in court for a parole violation for... look its Ochocinco, you think about it. Anyway, just when things are going his way, the judge is going to acquit him and send him home, he celebrates and slaps his lawyer on the butt. Huhn? What? Where? Ok, the court ummm audience...no it was a court, not the field, were giggling. This infuriated "your honor" who looks to be a fifty year old blond stressed former soccer mom and she wasn't playing. "Oh you think this a joke." He replies "No ma'am." She then proceeds to give him a 30 day sentence. (ouch) Ladies and gentlemen, we must be cognizant to our surroundings and pick our celebrations with dignity. What happened to a slight knudge of acknowledgement, a hug of triumph, a handshake. What's next? Running up to the judge's bench and spiking the gavel? Dry humping the justice statue. And lady..umm your honor, just because lil Sally didn't eat her vegetables last night and your husband fell asleep watching Mad Men, doesn't mean you should dole out extra time on somebody for poor taste. Yeah, scold him like you did Timmy when he painted the dog green, but 30 days for anyone patting the tush of his knight in shining Brooks Brothers is a little too stern. Go home and get that stress off in a good way.
The next topic is people that think the average street is NASCAR expressway. I see you dip and weave around old ladies in traffic. Impressive....(blank stare) You have issues. So what you know where the gas and brake pedal are, you are still no Jimmy Johnson and he does the speed limit off the track. Don't you want to lay hands on those few who speed up from behind you, switch lanes, cut in front of you only to slow down. Arrrgghh! What about the ones who comes from outside of two lanes on the left, just to cut all the way to the right in front of the line trying to get on the bridge. What the @%#&$*? (I just made that curse up that's how mad I am) Look, I know you may have somewhere to go that is not going anywhere. Maybe you have to drop a load, or you work for Spyhunter. These streets have babies in cars and grandmothers with the bridge club. Show a little respect and wait until 2am to show your Jeff Gordon skills until the fuzz get you. So to wrap this up "Lawd, stand these suckas in a line, and may thou pimp smacketh thee one time." Waap!
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