Saturday, June 15, 2013

Lost in luxury...

Hey everyone. Hope you are doing great in all areas of life. This is Cee reporting to you live from a tiny blue ball in space called Earth. We just happen to speak the language of the Universe over here where we can manifest its nature. (Wow, kinda deep) Today's blog is for luxury minded. Those with seven figures floating in the brain. But as with anything, restraint and careful watch is necessary.
First part is what they say in the "hood", a straight "jack move" (a robbery). Around 2005 a Robert Kraft, the esteemed owner of the three time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots. Anyway, he has a petite (or not) habit of getting tipsy off his grapes of victory from time to time in the skybox or gala affairs, and just recently he mentions of a cold case of extra proportions that involve none other than the (mystery music; dun,  dun, dun, duuuun)....the Russians (dah) He says in 2005 he met up with Prime Minister of Russia, Vladimir Putin. During this event, PM Putin, who is fond admirer of American football (dah) , was admiring the jewelry that is one of the Super Bowl champion rings of Mr. Kraft. Mr. Kraft seeing that he was enamored at the finger trophy request to get a "closer look". (Those from block knows how this goes) Kraft says sure and takes the ring off so Putin can bask in it. PM Putin puts it on and says "You can kill somevwone (spelled like how it sounds in my head) vith this ring" then begins to walk off. As he does the KGB and other guards formed around him in front of an unsuspecting Kraft who must of felt like he lost his first pet to a boa constrictor. He waits to no avail for the return of the $25000 ring from somebody, anybody in Mother Russia. He then is told not to exercise further action of retrieving "the precious" from none other than......George W. Bush. President Bush tells Kraft to let Putin keep the ring and move on because pursuing would cause a strain to any "diplomatic relations" between the governments. He let it rest for a while.....7 years until this weekend. (How do you get robbed for seven years?) He now says he misses his ring and its sentimental value and it wasn't handed to PM Putin but stolen. Mother Russia has no idea of this sentiment. He likes "pretty, shiny things." Along with his Russian Czarists sword and faberge egg collections keep him pacified so we don't see Ivan Drago. As they say in Brooklyn, he has to respect the juxx. (Theft)
Next up lost in luxury, is a decadent, luxurious pinnacle of retirement and travel. Oh yes my friends a $3,000,000 price tag for a state of the art mobile home. The stunting your granndaddy was waiting to do provided he didn't spend all of his social security & retirememlnt money on little blue pills. He can now wake up with his granny "chick" in exclusive style and comfort. Yeah, you may have brought a 2 level Tudor but it doesn't roll, scrub. 40' long with 774 sq ft. master bedroom, dining area, 4 star kitchen, 40 inch smart screen all over the place with glow in the dark interior. (Ooooo) It can go up to 93 miles an hour. So you can wake up in a new Bugatti, I'll be taking a dump on the comode better than any house, going to a house across the country. Hahaa. This will take tailgating to a level of "why go the game when I can pick my toes here" syndrome. No beer just Ciprianis finest with aged Merlot. The luxury indeed is enough to get lost in. Try not to covet things but pull together the greatest experiences to enrich your life. Feel free to visit the blog HTTP://omegasunslight.blogspot often. Leave me comments, suggestions or shout outs. Sign up with MCA if you like that flow and want to make a little more a week. And as always, live fully, love freely and be easy spending. Later.

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